Crazier Than a Fish with Titties!

It's back! Oh, happy day!


Beginning today with chapter 13, a new chapter will be released daily on IFC until the story hits 22:

R.Kelly - Trapped in the Closet.

Spiffy page, huh? Okay, so chapter 13 is a bit slapstick, but I'm sure the story will return to its normal, poignant self in no time.

The Summer Blockbuster Returns!

Today, I heard from a friend (Wikipedia) whose other friend (MTV News) told him that R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" is making a return this July with 10 new parts. That's 22 total chapters! Hells yeah!

Will all the questions that've been lingering for the past year and a half finally be resolved? What happened to the midget? The gay priest? The asshole cop?

If you have no idea what I'm talking about or simply want a refresher course in this hip-hopera, check out the following summaries:

Parts 1-5.

Parts 6-12.

Fuck yeah.