The Next Logical Step After Vitamin Water

Everybody's favorite walking piece of entrepreneurial target practice has just announced he's going to release his own brand of condoms. You can read the actual news piece here.

I love the analogy he uses in educating on safe sex: "The kids become immune when you constantly beat them over the head -- read a book, read a book..." The man's a fucking poet.

Marketing this thing would be so easy, though, wouldn't it? "Hi, I'm Fiddy Cent. As you or may not know, I've been shot at 9 times, so now I wear Kevlar. However, when I'm not protectin' my ass, you best know I'm protectin' my shit. That's why I wear Fiddy-brand rubbas. Bulletproof." How much you wanna bet he's gonna call them "Bulletproof"?

50 Cent: Lookin' out for your G-Unit since 2007.