Half-Assed Reunions

2 reunion stories to get you moderately amused:

1. Jackson 5

The good news: Janet's opening for the guys.

The bad news: Michael wants nothing to do with it.

The redeeming news: There were six brothers, so technically, they still could call themselves the Jackson 5.

Final take: Throw them a fucking bone, Mike. We're in the middle of a recession, and your sibs need to put food on the table.

2. Led Zeppelin

The good news: After an assload of reunion rumors, this one's finally kinda substantiated.

The bad news: Robert Plant wants nothing to do with it.

The redeeming news: Dee Snider of Twisted Sister claims the other guys are working with the singer from Alter Bridge.

Final take: It'll probably be better if they don't mention the Alter Bridge part.